Esoteric

Esoteric: adj. Understood or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest. In other words, exclusive and cliquey.

Should I be offended that my brother just called me that? Nahhhhhhhhhh... :) Awhile ago he was complaining about my facebook statuses and how he never understands them...I was really confused because basically all they consist of are movie quotes and song lyrics.

SO I've decided to take this esoteric thing as a compliment. Basically I have fabulous taste and if you don't understand it you're gonna be missing out. My facebook statuses are an attempt to educate the masses on what's truly important in life: Queen, Emporer's New Groove, The Beatles, Musical Theater, Kelly Clarkson, and Harry Potter.

I'm posting some of my favorite quotes for you to enjoy. :) (...cuz I know you will.)


“Our lives become the stories that we weave.”
--Once on This Island

“If I could make something dead with my mind right now, it would be you.”
-What Happens in Vegas

“You’re a good person.”
-Shrimp from Shark Tales

“Who’s your favorite opossum??”
-A Goofy Movie

“You’re the banana king Charlie!” –Snowman Banana from Charlie the Unicorn 2

“The night is darkest just before the dawn.”
—Batman 2, The Dark Knight

“Let’s have a baby, la la la!”—Hilary Swank, P.S. I Love You

“Oh my gosh Karen you can’t just ask people why they’re white.”—Mean Girls

“Well what if there is no tomorrow!? There wasn’t one today!”—Bill Murray, Groundhog Day

“Each happy ending’s a brand new beginning.”—Carrie Underwood

Old guy: “That handle was made from the silver bullets fired at my grandfather by angry villagers.”
Dave: “…Oh that is special.”—Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman

“I want the rest of my life to feel just like a…HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!”—High School Musical 3

“You know what, I wish I was at an Arby’s right now; cuz there’s better food and cooler people!”—Baby Mama

“Those eggs were a lie Steven.”—Nacho Libre

“Well I didn’t actually say that to him…I thought it…in my mind. But if he coulda read my mind he woulda been like, ‘wha?”’—Kung Fu Panda

“Enough drama lil mama, I don’t wanna take your man.”—Fergie

“Everybody’s got a laughin’ place—trouble is, most folks won’t take the time to go look for it.”—Splash Mountain

“Smile darn you, smile!”—from Annie

“That day they decided that sneetches are sneetches. And no kind of sneetch is the best on the beaches.”—Dr. Seuss

“Open your mouth and sound off at the sky!
Shout loud at the top of your voice,
“I AM I!”
ME! I am I!
And I may not know why,
But I know that I like it
Three cheers, “I AM I!”—Dr. Seuss

“I don’t mean to be dramatic or anything but…I’d rather be shot in the face than eat this food.”—Baby Mama

“And I said to Dion, I said ‘Dion, who is this vision? Surely she must be the understudy to some fabulous broadway star.’”—George, My Best Friend’s Wedding

“First: Thou shalt take out the holy pin. Then: Thou shalt count to three; no more, no less. Three, shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four, shalt thou not count; neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.”—Monte Python and the Holy Grail

“If God had intended everyone to be the same, he’d have given us all braces on our legs.”—Forrest Gump

“I’m the kinda G the little homies wanna be, like on my knees in the night sayin’ prayers in the streetlight.”—Coolio

“Put away the crack before the crack puts you away.”—Smash Mouth

“Something hit meh.”—Pete’s Dragon

“Your heart is full of unwashed socks.”—Mr. Grinch

"The dullest and most uninteresting person you know, may one day be a creature which, if you saw them now, you would be strongly tempted to worship. There are no ordinary people."
- C.S. Lewis

“I know you can be overwhelmed…and you can be underwhelmed…but can you ever just be whelmed?”
“I think you can in Europe…?”—10 Things I Hate About You

"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called. ~A.A. Milne

“My nerves are shot, this is a catastrophe! What would her father say?? I’ll tell you what her father’d say, he’d say he’s gonna kill himself a CRAB, that’s what her father’d say! I’m gonna march meself straight home right now and tell him just like I should and don’t you shake your head at me young lady…”—Sebastian, The Little Mermaid

"We can't help that we popular."--The Black Eyed Peas

"Hey! What's goin on here? Who's the monkey??"
"Simba's gone to challenge Scar."
"Who?"
"Scar."
"Who's got a scar?"
"No, no, it's his uncle."
"The monkey's his uncle??"
"No! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king."
"Ohhhhhh."
--The Lion King

"Trust me baby that raccoon would not have stopped for us."--Hot Rod

"We're all in this together."--High School Musical

"Cuz growing up is awfuller than all the awful things that ever were!"--Peter Pan

“Ariel! I was flying…and, well of course I was flying. And I saw…the, the watch! The witch! The witch was watchin the mirror, and she was singin with a stolen set of pipes!”—Scuttle, The Little Mermaid

"Hear my song. It's the one thing I have that has never let me down."--Jason Robert Brown

“To love another person is to see the face of God.”—Les Miserables

"Frederick. In this chapel are ancestors; you cannot deny. When I purchased the estate, I bought this chapel and its contents. I don't know whose ancestors they WERE, but I know whose ancestors they ARE."--Pirates of Penzance

"Hey Mr. Arnstein, here I am."--Funny Girl

"Yay I'ma llama again! ...Wait."--Emporer's New Groove

"And I, most jocund, apt and willingly, to do you rest, a thousand deaths would die."—Viola, Twelfth Night

"This is my hat now. This is totally my hat."--Hod Rod

“Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.”—Les Miserables

“I want a man by my side, not a boy who runs and hides.”—Kelly Clarkson

“If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change.”—Michael Jackson

“Beat me, hate me, you can never break me.”—Michael Jackson

“Anything less than the best is a felony.”—Vanilla Ice

"That corner house over there is the home of the Darling Family; and Peter Pan chose this particular house because there were people there who believed in him."—Peter Pan

“Sometimes, I guess, there just aren’t enough rocks.”—Forrest Gump

“It’s not who you are underneath, it’s what you do that defines you.”—Batman

“And why do we fall Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.”—Batman

“Oh and Horton? One more thing…it took me seven weeks…but I found your clover too.”—Gertrude McFuzz, Seussical the Musical

“Rain will make the flowers grow.”—Les Miserables

“I consider it a challenge before the whole human race, and I ain’t gonna lose.”—Freddie Mercury

“I have negotiated my butt off Georgio.”—Mugatu, Zoolander

“So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause.”—Padme, Star Wars Episode III

“Take a sad song and make it better.”—The Beatles

“Remember George: No man is a failure who has friends.”—Clarence, It’s a Wonderful Life

“You be sayin I got…I got a good grade on my test with…I’m…best friends. Paper towels.”—Paper Towels

“And please bless that someone will adopt us soon. And that the mommy and daddy will be nice. And have a pet unicorn. Amen. …Unicorns I love them, unicorns I love them, uni uni unicorns…I loooove them. Uni unicorns… and I could pet one if they were really real…and they are! So I bought one so I could pet it. Now it loves me, now I love it, lalalalalalala.”—Despicable Me

"It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right."—Lemony Snicket

“And I am flawed; but I am cleaning up so well.”—Dashboard Confessional

“One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire Cat in a tree. ‘Which road do I take?’ she asked. ‘Where do you want to go?’ was his response. ‘I don’t know.’ Alice answered. ‘Then,’ said the cat, ‘it doesn’t matter.’”—Lewis Carroll

‘“We’ll be Friends Forever, won’t we Pooh?’ asked Piglet. ‘Even longer.’ Pooh answered.”—A.A. Milne

“What thou hast overcome will carry thee to God.”—Gustav Mahler

“Why waste a second not loving who you are?”—Natasha Beddingfield

“Just remember in the darkest hour, within your heart’s the power for makin you a hero too. So don’t lose hope when you’re forlorn. Just keep your eyes up on the skies—every night a star is born.”—Hercules

"Who am I?? We're in a WAR man, there's no time for stupid questions!"--Mushu