Sometimes you just need a dead fish

You know when someone's talking...and they're just like talking and talking and talking and you're not listening at all? Doesn't matter if they're talking specifically to you or if you're in a class or whatever, just a time when your ears are seriously not going to let you listen to whatever the crap they're talking about. K so imagine this: you just get up and throw a huge dead fish at their face and it hits them in slow motion and they fall over. And the best part of the whole thing is that the fish makes this really satisfying flop noise as it slaps them in the face. ...don't you wish you could really do that??? I know, I know, I'm very theatrical...I think of amazing stuff like this that would only happen in movies all the time...but seriously...sometimes you just need a dead fish. Maybe I'll start carrying one in my backpack.

Quote of the Day: "I don't mean to be dramatic or anything...but I'd rather be shot in the face than eat this food."--Baby Mama

**I also wish my life was a musical. That is all.**